Eleven Point Six Million Ways to Say You're Sorry

Instead of the heady business minds one would expect to find at the Epicenter of the world, we have Isaih Thomas and Charles Dolan. First, there is Charles of Chess Records fame* who could have settled this a long time ago by firing Isiah Thomas before the start of last season and then could have settled it again before it went to litigation. Instead, our friend Chuck decided the comedy factor of putting Isaih on the stand would be worth twice the money** and the reputation of every single one of his employees. You know what dear reader(s)? Charles was right. In the place of competent stewardship, Charles has delighted and enthralled us all by giving Mr. CBA himself, Isaha Thomas, the kind of love and respect and support one would only ever want from undergarments. And oh what Isihah has done with that love! We always knew a little rascism & some sexism makes a pretty heady stew. We didn't know one would ever portray such amplified ignorance, in public, without remorse. Truth be told, we thought Izaha was a bit of a biatch beforehand.***Frankly, we had no idea. Good luck Ms. Browne Sanders, you didn't deserve any of this. There are places called Hell with long standing reservations for guys like this. * OF course we making this up, but we're trying to cast Charles as someone likable but like Linus Larrabee, that's hard to do without lying **We in the Beast Lair figure $4.5 and an apology would have washed this whole thing away. *** The People site Larry Bird vs. Isiah Thomas