I hate Tony Parker?like really bad

Being an undercover FBI Agent, as I am?and working with the CIA to prevent terrorist actions across the globe from my parents basement (who are way cool if rents a bit late, FYI)?it's hard for me to get annoyed with Pro Athletes. I mean, I make a couple million bucks a month from my side modeling gigs?I snort narcotic substances off of beatuful fake boobs on a nightly basis?why would any of their similar actions annoy me? Well?since you asked, I present you with Tony Parker? "Fresh from a birthday bash in Miami, [Eva Longoria] arrived at the San Antonio airport Sunday - completely unaware of the intricate celebration hubby Tony Parker had planned in their hometown. The party, elaborate even by Hollywood standards, involved surprise visits from friends and family, an Amazing Race-style scavenger hunt, a lavish dinner at a castle and a real-life version of the Clue board game? The unsuspecting star - who had already enjoyed three previous birthday bashes - was greete...