If The Worm Could Only See How It's Turned

The current poll on my site asks who is the nuttiest: Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Dennis Rodman or Kim Jong-il. The Worm hasn't received one vote yet! Cruise is in the lead, with Britney a few regurgitated rice cakes behind, as Kim Jong-il creeps up along the outside on his platform shoes. Is this because Rodman has been out of the limelight? Or because, next to the other nutjobs, D-Rod is actually the sane one? By the way, why hasn't his name surfaced as a possibly replacement for Andrew Bynum in L.A.? J/K, but if you've seen Kwame play, you know it's not that far-fetched.