Isiah out, Kiki in?

Reportedly Knicks owner James Dolan may be ready to wake from his coma and strip Isiah Thomas of his title as team president; unfortunately, Zeke would remain head coach in this scenario. Firing him outright would make too much sense, I suppose. The leading candidate to take over is Kiki Vandeweghe, whose real name is Ernest. Vandeweghe's mom won the Miss America title in 1952. He was born in Germany and his astrological sign is Leo. None of these Kiki facts are relevant, but frankly it's getting tiresome to talk about Isiah's failures. Someone, anyone, please stop the bleeding.