LeBron James and the Miami Heat were afforded the opportunity to take a nice, relaxing day off on Tuesday, and it appears that King James utilized the time by perhaps running some errands…errands interspersed with psychotic and murderous mayhem! (ch ch ch ah ah ah)
Nah, but LeBron did strap on an old-school goalie mask in a nod the one slasher killer extraordinaire Jason Voorhees donned in the classic Friday the 13th horror series. Well, beginning with Part III, actually. In Part II, he wore a sack on his head and he was just a boy in the water of Crystal Lake in Part I, but all the movies including and after Part III.
Actually, in Part V, Jason was technically dead and the murderer was an imposter, but in Part VI, he was resurrected by mistake by Tommy Jarvis. And then things got all weird and Jason took Manhattan with the Muppets and was blasted off into space and fought Freddy Krueger and all other kinds of nonsense. But the first six installments were bona fide classics.