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Malik Rose Channels His Inner Negro-Damus

Found January 11, 2012 on Awful Announcing: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Malik Rose,  Spencer Hawes,  Eric Snow
TEAMS: Philadelphia 76ers

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What's the meaning of life? Who's my father? Am I gonna get sick? Does Tim Tebow really exist? For centuries, people have turned to one man for life's great mysteries -- like Spencer Hawes averaging 15 points, 12 rebounds, and over two blocks per 36 minutes -- and that man is ... Philadelphia 76ers analyst Malik Rose? If you're not familiar with the Chappelle's Show skit, that could've been construed as a really awkward comment by Rose and may or may not have caught his Emmy winner sidekick Marc Zumoff off guard a little bit. But if you caught it, then you likely enjoyed it as much as Sixers' fans are enjoying their current little five game winning streak. I have a few questions for the Negro-damus. Malik Rose, why did Eric Snow fall asleep during a broadcast last year? Malik Rose, why do the Pistons suck so bad? Malik Rose, whatever happened to Geena Davis? Like Awful Announcing on Facebook Follow Awful Announcing on Twitter
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