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Dwight Howard's move to the Los Angeles Lakers might have the rest of the NBA shuddering, but at least one prominent athlete is like, "Whatever." McKayla Maroney, the U.S. women's gymnast who took a disappointing silver in the vault, has had her sour face on the medal stand applied via Photoshop to numerous images by the Tumblr "McKayla is not impressed." The list of things she is not impressed by include Iron Man, the Kardashian wedding and the Grand Canyon. After reports surfaced Thursday that Howard was on his way to forming a superteam with Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol and...
BEST OF MAXIM
When McKayla Maroney, 16, teaches you how to “Dougie” you get your ass up off that double-decker bus seat and listen to the woman. That means your ass, Jenna Bush. On your feet! Watch a pro and learn something instead of lobbing fluff questions to the women’s gymnastics team. Maroney might only be 16, but she’ll teach your conservative ass a few things in London.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME
Dwight Howard has finally found a new home. Whether you’re a fan of any team that was involved in the trade that sent him to the Lakers or not, you have to be relieved that we no longer have to hear speculation about his future. As expected, Dwight was visibly excited during his introductory press conference on Friday night. As you can see from the clip above, he even treated...
Dwight Howard wants out of Orlando. Orlando, by all accounts, wants to trade Dwight Howard. It has not happened yet, and you have to keep hearing about it. Sorry.
It has been a long time since we heard any movement in the Dwight Howard trade talks and instead we have heard seething frustration that a deal is not getting done. The Magic are still hard at work to find a landing...
The Magic contended that that Brooklyn illegally contacted Dwight Howard in December without permission.
Marc Stein of ESPN.com is reporting the Magic, Nuggets, Lakers and 76ers have agreed in principle on a deal that will send Dwight Howard out of Orlando. He reports sources tell him that a conference call has been scheduled for Friday morning to confirm the trade.
Dwight Howard had become the biggest story in the NBA off the court over the past nine months, but his image has undoubtedly taken a hit in the process.
Well isn’t that special? McKayla Maroney, Church Lady.
It’s a match made in heaven that even eHarmony could have figured out. The Hollywood personality finally getting a taste of what Hollywood life is.
Dwight Howard and Brooklyn never really seemed right.
Now it’s time for the public to stop hating on Dwight Howard. I’m not telling them to stop hating. Rather, I’m saying it’s only a matter of time before Howard starts to...
Only in sports (and show business) does one get rewarded for the type of buffoonery, selfishness, and ego driven actions that Dwight Howard has put on in front of the sports world.
After the end of a tedious and frustrating lockout Dwight began his not so private campaign to get traded, and roughly 8 months later, his wish was granted, as the Magic dealt their disgruntled...
In a four-team trade, the Lakers are poised to acquire Dwight Howard.
The Lakers will send Andrew Bynum to the Philadelphia 76ers, who also will receive Jason Richardson from the Orlando Magic.
The Sixers will send guard Andre Iguodala to the Denver Nuggets.
The Magic will receive Arron Afflalo, Al Harrington, Nikola Vucevic, rookie swingman Moe Harkless, three first...
HERE WE GO AGAIN
The Magic have reportedly gone back to the drawing board in hopes of dealing their franchise big man, and this time it involves the Lakers and two other teams.
Our long national nightmare seems to finally be over. After months of indecision and trade rumors, Dwight Howard has been traded, according to reports. The four team deal sends Howard to the Lakers, Andre Iguodala to the Nuggets, Andrew Bynum and Jason Richardson to the 76ers, and Arron Afflalo, Al Harrington, and three future first round picks to the Magic. Orlando will also get...