Found October 10, 2012 on
It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
Orlando Magic’s T-Pain Big Baby Davis has been working his tail off to replace the production of Dwight Howard. T-Pain Davis recorded a little hip-hop rap jam aptly named Big Baby Gon‘ Turn It Up. It’s really a great terrible song and has no business being listened to more than once zero times. But, I digress…
Think T Pain’s voice changer + an average yet severely overpaid NBA basketball player with an inflated self-image who never learned how to make two words rhyme.
It’s incredibly original in that he talks about popping bottles in the club, throwing money in the air and after parties.
The rumor in Orlando is that Magic GM Rob Hennigan begged the Lakers to accept Big Baby as a throw-in to the Howard deal after hearing this dumpster fire.
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Although he was cleared Tuesday for full-court five-on-five scrimmages with limited minutes, center Dwight Howard won't play in the Lakers' second exhibition game, Wednesday against the Portland Trail Blazers in Ontario.
The Lakers haven't provided a firm timetable on when he will play. But Howard has maintained throughout the last week in training camp that he won&...
Dwight Howard's back was hurting last season. Badly.
Then something else happened: He couldn't feel his left leg.
"What a lot of people don't know is when I hurt my back, it affected my nerves to the point where my whole left leg just went dead basically," the Lakers center said Thursday. "I couldn't do a calf raise."
After undergoing surgery...
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Kobe Bryant, admitting that it proved effective for both himself and Shaq, suggested that new teammate Dwight Howard "just needs to bring it out."
Throughout the Dwight-mare drama that went on all of last season was an injured Dwight Howard whose back injury did more than harm his back. Mike Bresnahan of the LA Times interviewed Dwight Howard who said that his back injury affected a nerve that affected his entire left leg."What a lot of people don't know is when I hurt my back, it affected my nerves to the point...
Dwight Howard likes to have a fun. He posted this photo of himself in Laker purple with the caption, Kid DYNOMITE! Lots if happening on the Dwight front, he’s been cleared for limited contact in 5-on-5 practice and he’s also claiming that Kobe has been his secret guru for the last few years. Ok Dwight… [...]
Dwight Howard obviously didn’t get the memo that much of America is sick of him. The drama of him staying in Orlando, then wanting to leave Orlando then only signing an extension with the Nets, then stating in Orlando, then leaving Orlando, then wanting to stay in Orlando again then being happy with a trade to the Lakers. It was joyous.He’s now trying to capitalize on his...
Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard will miss the team's preseason game Wednesday as he continues to recover from offseason back surgery. However, he has been cleared to begin limited participation in five-on-five scrimmages, according to the Los Angeles Times. Howard told reporters last week that would "hopefully" play at least some during the preseason, but...
Dwight Howard's leg felt 'dead' last season before undergoing back surgery.
Tweet Just as news was released that Los Angeles Lakers reserve forward Jordan Hill would be sidelined with a herniated disc, the team announced Tuesday that All-Star center Dwight Howard has been cleared to play full-court five on five, Mark Medina of the L.A. Times: Lakers say Dwight Howard has been cleared for full court [...]
Kobe Bryant has a complete a-hole persona on the floor. He bosses his teammates around, takes control of games when he feels he needs to, and he calls out teammates on a regular basis. It’s all part of that “killer instinct” so many says he has. Bryant believes Howard has a lot of great tools, but he wants the young center to be more of an a-hole like him. “Shaq was a goofball...
If youre the Brooklyn Nets, it could be worse. A lot worse.
No, you didnt land Dwight Howard -- and Howard made it pretty clear he wanted to play for your team. That couldve been a real downer.
But rather than sit around and sulk, the Nets did the next best thing: They moved from New Jersey to Brooklyn.
OK, thats a joke.
What really mattered was how the Nets approached the offseason...
Recently, Kobe Bryant indicated that Dwight Howard needed to step up his a$$hole game to get to the next level in the NBA. “Shaq was a goofball. But Shaq was a big a——. I was a little a——. It worked well. Dwight has a lot of that in him. He just needs to bring it [...]
Deron Williams grew impatient waiting for the Nets to acquire Dwight Howard.