The big boned Sean May broke his foot and will be out ’til after training camp. May’s feet were tired of all the stress and strain and put their two weeks notice in. After three consecutive days of coming into work late, filthy and constantly harassing the secretaries, the rest of Sean May asked his foot to go away immediately. A screaming match between Sean and his foot ensued. Sean’s foot said through tears, “You can’t break it off with me! I’m your foot! I break, you don’t break!” Then Sean said, “Are you kidding me?! I’ve been broken for four seasons! I’m 6-foot-9 and have a career average of 7/4! It doesn’t get more broken than me.” Then his lip quivered. The word “unownable” (not a word) comes to mind. Though if you really care about Sean May’s fantasy standing, you already knew all about his injury because you are Sean May. The Nets will likely replace the 3pt/2 rbd May with the 3...
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