THE LIFE AND TIMES OF K-SMOOVE VOL THREE!!!

Posted June 27, 2007
BLOG ON MY KNOB, LIKE CORN ON THE COB!!! CHECK IN WITH ME, AND DO THE JOB!!! OMG I'm about to go to the NBA DRAFT!!! I'm flying to New York tomorrow. I'm bringing DJ along with me. When the plane starts going down the runway, he's going to take off his seatbelt, go into the aisle, and shout "K-SMOOVE IS ABOUT TO TAKE FLIGHT!!!!!" And if the flight attendant tells him to sit down, HE'S GOING TO FLIP HER OFF!!! OMFG DJ YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! THE FIRST THING I'M GOING TO DO WHEN I GET MONEY IS BUY A PONY!!! Coach Barnes sent me some crazy pictures with his camera phone. I was like LOL Coach Barnes ever heard of a razor? DANG. I hope that I make enough money in my lifetime to buy the WNBA and SHUT IT DOWN!!! OMG every time I go to one of those games I try to start a "BOR-ING" chant. I mean seriously, I would dunk in every single one of their FACES!!! Diana Taurasi I would BLOCK YO SHOT SO HARD!!! My favorite time of the year is right now. I LOVE GOING TO THE FIREWORKS STORE TO BUY FIREWORKS!!! I LIKE SHOOTING THEM AT HOMELESS PEOPLE!!! OMG MAN THATLL PUT YO EYE OUT!!! I SHOT IT IN YO FACE, JUST LIKE ON THE COURT!!! So me and DJ were on the internet the other day, and we found this website. I want you all to go there right now!!! It's www.youtube.com. THEY HAVE ALL THESE VIDEOS ON THERE!!! I don't know how people haven't seen this already?? But newayz, me and DJ found the old WAZZZZUP commercial. DJ DONE PEED HIMSELF!!! We was laughing so hard OMFG! It was like, "ALL ABOARD THE ROFLCOPTER!!!" We seriously said WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP back and forth to each other for like 3 HOURS!!! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP DJ?!??!?!?!??!?!??? I HATE CATS!!! I WANT TO SHOOT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WITH A HANDGUN!!! Okay you little K-SMOOOTHIES, I gotta hit the sack (AKA JACK OFF!!!). I'll catch you guys after the draft!!! "I don't care who they is...they can be fat, BUT THEY GETTIN NAKED!!!" -DJ!!! LMAO! FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! K-SMOOVE OUT!!!
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