Found June 28, 2012 on With Leather:
PLAYERS: Chris Bosh
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Last week, we brought you the heartwarming Disney story of Sara Jay and Angelina Castro, the two adult film starlets who promised to suck off all of their Twitter followers if the Miami Heat won the NBA Finals. Well, the Heat won, so it’s time to start those Hoovers up, ladies. But if you had Sara and Angelina pegged as liars, guess what? You’re hella wrong, son. On August 2, at a yet-to-be-decided location, Sara and Angelina are going to strap on the knee pads and go from suck to blow and back. So if you’re one of their followers and you want to stand in line to get a beej, stay tuned to their Twitters. Oh, before you get all bonered up, let’s discuss a few rules first. If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!) Sorry, Chris Bosh, but no hummer unless you click follow! Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next
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