Found October 19, 2012 on With Leather:
TEAMS: Chicago Bulls
My favorite Warming Glow contributor, Josh Kurp*, sent me an email earlier with a link to a Tumblr post that featured the above picture. What you see, obviously, is a man wearing a Chicago Bulls hat with fake poop on the bill. At least I hope that’s fake poop. If it’s real poop, then we’ve got a whole different ballgame going on.But based on the assumption that the poop is fake, I am forced to ask – why? For further head-scratching, I will refer to the person who took this strange picture, @cordjefferson.I went to a fashion show and one of the people sitting next to me was a man with a mound of fake **** tied onto his Chicago Bulls hat brim with a golden chain. “Is **** in now?” I asked the people around me, looking down at my boring grey t-shirt, which had no poop on it. ******* is the new thing?” Nobody knew if poop was cool these days, and I felt both old and out of it but happy to be old and out of it.You are certainly not alone.In fact, if I could ever meet the gentleman in that picture, I would like to ask him the following questions:Why is there fake poop on your hat?Does the gold chain hold the poop in place or did you want to make the poop fancy?What kind of poop does this resemble?Why the Chicago Bulls?Would you like to poop on the Bulls?Do you have poop on any other sports team hats?How much poop is appropriate for a Cubs hat?Does the poop have an odor?Do people ever stop you and ask you why you have poop on your hat?When you don’t wear a hat, do you put poop on your head?What a fascinating Friday this has become.*Danger knows what he did.The post This Chicago Bulls Hat Has Fake Poop On It appeared first on With Leather.
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