In addition to having healing powers similar to that of Wolverine, Metta World Peace is still a kooky as ever. Following the Lakers victory last night, his first since undergoing surgery on a torn meniscus in his knee, Metta discussed the secret to his quick return. This is where he evoked the miracle lyricist, Right Said Fred: “I’m too sexy for my cat. My cat. I’m just too sexy for my cat. If I wasn’t as sexy for my cat, I probably wouldn’t have came back. I’m so sexy, I came back.” I, uh, I have no idea how to respond to that. Artest played a big role in the victory, especially defenively. Though he only scored 4 points in the game, the team was +12 in the 15 minutes he played, and are now in possession of the 8th and final playoff spot in the West coupled with the Jazz loss.