Found November 02, 2012 on With Leather:
Seriously, Shaun White. You’ve ruined the Little Mermaid for millions of perverts.Now here’s the weekend’s best sports action, as I get ready to go prepare for the Orlando Magic opener in the only acceptable manner – drowning myself in bourbon.TonightNBA: Miami Heat at New York Knicks – 8 PM ET on ESPNI’m not too fond of this whole dickhead Dwyane Wade thing. He must have realized that he’s dating a 40-year old.NBA: L.A. Clippers at L.A. Lakers – 10:30 PM ET on ESPNIf you’re enjoying the Lakers’ 0-2 start, go read this. Or, if you’d like something less asinine and painful, slam your penis in a car door.NCAA Football: Washington Huskies at California Golden Bears – 9 PM ET on ESPN 2Fun fact: It took me 4 minutes to remember Cal’s mascot. But by gosh, I didn’t look it up and I stuck to my guns until I remembered it. It’s important that we note that I’m stupid.SaturdayNCAA Football: No. 16 Texas A&M at No. 17 Miss. State – Noon on ESPNThe most exciting game of the season tha
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