You Better Catch That Kobe Bryant Pass

You see those two things under the bus Kobe Bryant is driving on his way to an interview at the University of California, Santa Barbra? Well those aren’t speed bumps, their Kwame Brown and Smush Parker. Zing! “So we go back to the timeout and I’m [upset], right? He goes, ‘I was wide open.’ ‘Yeah, I know.’ This is how I’m talking to him, like, during the game. I said, ‘You’re going to be open again, Kwame, because Rasheed is just totally ignoring you.’ He said, ‘Well, if I’m open don’t throw it to me.’ I was like, ‘Huh?’ He said, ‘Don’t throw it to me.’ Oh well, at least that whole Pau Gasol at center think worked out. He can catch the ball and everything.