Originally written on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 8/19/13
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The new drinking game for Chicago Bears telecasts this year: “Marc Trestman is a quarterback whisperer.” I’m already very sick of this, and we’re still weeks away from the actual season even starting!  We’ll see if he can solve Jay Cutler; optimize him. Like no other quarterback coach can. By the way, if you’re looking for the shortest possible football books “Jay Cutler cares” would be right at the top of the list. Everyone knows that the greatest rap album of all time, the double album “All Eyez on Me” is a mantra that definitely applies to Cutler. He’s not Pac, but he’s all the Chicago Bears have, have recently had, and will have for a long while probably. We won’t even talk about the Chicago Bears second string QB because the season is over if we’re talking about him. The Bears recently brought in Trent Edwards and Jordan Palmer to fight for the last QB spot. Palmer sucks, and I’ve never even hard of him but Edwards sucks too. And his suckitude is pretty well known. He also
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