Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 8/28/12

By now we all know the deal with Dez Bryant and his new rules. The guy can’t go to strip clubs, has to be home by midnight, blah, blah, blah. It’s pretty sad that it’s come to this with Dez. The guy has all the talent in the world and just can’t seem to get his sh*t together. The guy was sued by creditors, got in a nightclub fight with Lil’ Wayne, then to top it all off, he went and beat his mother. The Cowboys have had enough. No drinking! No strippers! Babysitters! Twitter went nuts!

How long until Dez sneaks a drink? Two weeks? A month? No way he makes it a full season without strippers and booze.


Filed under: Football, NFL
PLAYERS: Dez Bryant
TEAMS: Dallas Cowboys
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