5 Onion-esque Screencaps Of Lorenzo Neal’s Fresno DUI Arrest

This will go down as the greatest Cuff ‘em television news reports we’ve ever seen. Ever. No contest. Last night in Fresno, California the local ABC affiliate led its newscast with news of Lorenzo Neal’s July 4th DUI bust. The population of Fresno, according to Wikipedia, is 500,000+. Yes, we’d assume there would be bigger fish to fry. But…ABC went balls to the walls and created this piece of journalism history. It’s 2:25 of chewy goodness & a Pirates cap! Normally we’d just post the arrest story video and be done with this post. Not today. It’s screencappin’ time. The backstory from ABC 30: A potential NFL Hall of Famer is in trouble with the law after a 4th of July accident on a Fresno County road. Lorenzo Neal was one of more than 100 people arrested by CHP officers for DUI in Fresno County over the holiday weekend. Action News talked to some of Neal’s friends Tuesday. They say he’s taking responsibility for do...