Found January 02, 2013 on Unathletic:
With football’s regular season ending, there are a few hundred reasons why we aren’t excited about next Sunday—well, besides actual NFL playoffs. Since every guy love to waste time managing a bunch of real guys on fake teams, we’re giving the reasons why we love our fantasy sports. 1. Picking An Awesome Name The more tragic and devastating, the better. Plaxico Burress, Antonio Cromartie and Chad Ochocinco were all prime jumping off points for this past season. Another great thing to use is a sexual name. Most sports are played with a ball, so use that to your advantage. But it’s probably best to use this platform to publicly embarrass your peers. Did one of your friends have a bad hookup recently? Here’s your opportunity to make your team name “Jenny Licks Like A Dog” or “John Did The Manbeast”. Now every time you play someone, they’re reminded of their drunken debauchery.
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