Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories This series will run on MONDAYS this year. Again, consult the initial post if you'd like to help us out with this. ONE: Dear Daulerio. I'm a Senior at the University of Arizona, which prohibits me from participating in failgate 09 for one reason;...