Arizona's Puss-Devil Bologna Man

Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories This series will run on MONDAYS this year. Again, consult the initial post if you'd like to help us out with this. ONE: Dear Daulerio. I'm a Senior at the University of Arizona, which prohibits me from participating in failgate 09 for one reason; this story includes events from various games because we lost them all anyway and who the **** can remember the difference when you're watching the U of A play football (our greatest achievement of the decade is the Vegas Bowl). Three quarters of the "zona zoo" leaves at half time ‘cus they start to sober up and realize what horseshit they're watching. Whatever, all this **** actually happened at a game we'll just call the Mike Stoops era. Because we were playing ASU we de...