Brandon Marshall injured after vicious hit from McDonald's wrapper

Broncos WR Brandon Marshall fell through a TV entertainment center on Saturday after slipping on an empty McDonald's wrapper. He needed numerous stitches and will be in a cast for the next two weeks.

At least Marshall had a sense of humor about his near Final Destination type injury.

19 Comments On: "Brandon Marshall injured after vicious hit from McDonald's wrapper"

 
I see he is on a good offseason diet, too. That should help his speed.

This is the second time in less than three years that McDonalds has hampered a NFL receivers career.

Let's see how long it takes to turn this into an endorsement deal.

You can tell by the look at his face that he is thinking about a Dbl. Quarter Pounder and large fries.

NICE lol!!! thanks for the monday morning chuckle!!!!

why can't howard eskin slip on a burger king bag

Or Chris Berman. He looks like he spends a lot of time at Burger King or MacD's.

Because folks that eat at BurgerKing know it's healthier to eat the bag and throw out the burger.

Ha.......good one.

Something about this whole story sounds off, I don't buy it that he slipped on the wrapper and put his hand/arm through a TV.

He probably hurt himself washing Jeff Kent's truck.

Does sound strange, but I guess we'll never know the truth.

"Final Destination Type Injury" - That's a riot of a line. Thanks for the humor!

As long as he puts up his usual production on the field, so what if this happened.

Sorry TC,
Adam Schefter of NFL Network is reporting that he told the team today that he was wrestling with family members, and that he has really screwed up his arm, he severed an artery, a nerve, and tendons.
Hopefully he can recover in time for the season.

he should be fine, theres still 5 months to the season

Hmmmm.......might have been wrestling with a stripper from Shotgun Willie's.

Or maybe he slipped in the mess left behind by one of these guys...

booger bitch shut up

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