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EE Cummings Remix, by Marshawn Lynch

Found September 23, 2008 on DECLINED:
PLAYERS: Marshawn Lynch

Good lord, my favorite (well, my only) guest writer, B M Mcmanus of Titles are so 2006, is hilarious. Check out his brilliance.

In honor of the Bay Area's fallen hero, the latest literary talent to emerge from the bastion of learning that is the University of California, Berkeley , here is ee cummings' poem "Buffalo Bill's / defunct"...in the style of Marshawn Lynch:

Wow, B...word. Waaaay better than the original:


P.S. Need help decoding that Yay Area slang? Click here.
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