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Emmitt On Matt Cassel's, "Rites Of Patches"

Found October 20, 2008 on Awful Announcing Inactive:
PLAYERS: Matt Cassel

Man, it's been a good while since we've had a great Emmitt quote. Well I finally have one to add to his laundry list of crimes against the English language. Here is Smith trying to use the phrase "rite of passage" when describing Matt Cassel's leadership....

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As soon as he tried to break out that Cassel is, "stuck between a rock and hard place," I knew that one was going downhill. Thanks for that Emmitt....it's great to have you back.
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1 Comment:
  • That was funny; would have been funnier though if he had left it at that (rites of patches" but he realized that he had said the wrong word and corrected himself, which makes it less funny, since it was just a mistake rather than the way he actually thinks the saying should be said.
    by vickie66   October 23, 2008   Reply   Options  
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