Found January 08, 2008 on Hugging Harold Reynolds: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Jessica Simpson Gets QB Love Advice from Elisabeth Hasselbeck: "So I like to remind Tim that he's not on field when he's trying to call the plays at home." When is Tim on the field? And are there any plays on his armband besides halfback option and taking a knee?
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  • LMAO YOU NEVER SEE HIS ASS ON THE FIELD PLAYING ANY FOOTBALL. HIS WIFE IS A BITCH TRYING TO BE A TOP STAR ON THE VIEW. SHE NEEDS TO STOP HAVING KIDS. SHE WANTS TO BE BETTER THEN KELLY RIPA WHICH SHE NEVER WILL BE BECAUSE WITHOUT HER CO-HOST HER ASS KNOW SHE WOULD BE WITHOUT A JOB. SO BE LUCKY ELISABETH!!!
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