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Awful Announcing Inactive:
The Tampa QB is the likely recipient of the Hit of the Week, courtesy of the Bolts' Quentin Jammer:
(sings)
"There was this man who snapped his poke in little pieces,
and then they drilled holes,
and then they put him back in there.
I got no lips, I got no tongue.
Where there were eyes, there's only space.
I got no lips, I got no tongue!"
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(sings)
"There was this man who snapped his poke in little pieces,
and then they drilled holes,
and then they put him back in there.
I got no lips, I got no tongue.
Where there were eyes, there's only space.
I got no lips, I got no tongue!"
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