Kendra Isn't Engaged to Philly WR Hank Baskett....

At least not according to a post on her MySpace blog made yesterday, which has since been deleted.

Well I say good riddance! Nobody gives a damn about that guy, anyway. (Except maybe Eagles fans. And I don't know anybody who cares what they think.) Besides, I've found a much better match for this lovely housewife-in-training.

Kendra, I know that on your MySpace profile you list "getting married by the age of 24" as one of your main goals in life. (It's always so moving to see other girls my age with high aspirations.) You might be worried that time is running out and you may not reach that goal, but don't panic! The perfect man is still out there.

And that man is Marshawn Lynch.

Just look at all these signs that you're, like, totally meant to be together.

1.) reaaaaaaaaally gooooooooood blogn sklz? Check. (lololol.)

Kendra:

hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!! rumors are sooooooooo fuckin funny. yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!! Love is a beautiful thing n i think the world needs more of it. lol..

Marshawn:

whats good yardbarkers what it do its ya local neighborhood running back outta OAKLAND....in buffalo playin for da bills...if u looked at da headline reading DAMN its cause ive been out 4 da past two weeks and its been hurting me not to b out der wit ma teammates even if we losing....i just cant wait til i can get back out der wit ma bra bras (teammates).....but dis just ma lil intro until i can get back to yall wit a lil mo....stay solid til next time

2.) More grills than George Foreman? Check.


Kendra:



Marshawn:
3.) A flair for ghostriding? Check.

Kendra:




Marshawn (this sure was a sign of the erratic driving behavior to come...):





There you have it. Kendra and Marshawn (Kenshawn?), together forever.