PLAYERS: Brett Favre, Michael Strahan, Corey Webster, Chad Pennington, Thomas Jones
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1Superbowl
the Sports Industry did it with Strahan, for Elway and for Bettis, why not Favre..thats leaving off champions, I know favre won in the 90's...Just wonder what team this is going to happen on...
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2JOhn Madden
Proposes to Brett Favre during Thanksgiving game. Not only does he get on his knees, he offers the ring via a turkey leg..yes a ring can fit on the bottom of the bone....Brett Favres accepts and the gay community is going bananas rocking colorful jerseys of Brett Favre a day after...As a result of this gayness Brett Favre retires and both he and John Ameachi are spokesman for GLAAD.
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3Madden Curse
as a result of the curse Brett Favre decides football is not in his life, decides to go to war not in Iraq or Afghanistan, but in Sudan to fight with the RUF's. This curse is worse than the Black Pearl...
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4Reality
Brett Favre plays for Jets...30 tds 25 interceptions and doesnt make the playoffs. With this happening Favre will retire as one of the gr8est players in the NFL's history. A whole ceremony is done at Lambeau with John Madden guest speaker. Frank Caliendo crashes the ceremony and challenges Madden in Madden 09 match (coming out Aug 12th)...Favre then goes back home and relaxes with family, occasionaly going onto reality shows like I love Money, So You Think you can Dance and The Office.
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5Commentating
JOins Either NBC with Tiki or Fox with Strahan...Strahan will constantly remind Favre of the gr8est sack and playoffs game that Favre cant take it.....Of course money is not the issue, Favre just wants more attention to himself..Ideally would love to commentate with his buttbuddy JOhn Madden so they can just praise them selves left and right. These dudes praise each other more than Muslims praise Allah. In the end Favre will be remembered as the QB who threw the ball right to Corey Webster....
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6Politics
If Arnold Could be A Governor, if GW can be President, if McCain and obama could be candidates, I could sure hell be the President of the United States....I got all the Madden fans which is about 20 million people. So yea Brett Favre is your next president 2020 with Micheal Strahan as VP.
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7Football
Joins LA Galaxy. Him and Beckham start a new fashion line....combining Favres love of jeans and Beckhams love of white shirts and mosquito eye glasses. Company name is $ Favre N Beck Respeck $
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8Rapping Career
Joins Lil Wayne, TuPac and Nappy Roots in Back to Earth Tour with Sam Cassell as guest DJ to Favres Hit Song, Ted Thompson Tell me How my Azz Taste.
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BookerT said August 06, 2008
Brett Favre at 21 seconds--->AND LISTEN TO JOHN MADDEN
TheDean1 said August 06, 2008
TheDean1 said August 06, 2008
BookerT said August 06, 2008