Found May 03, 2008 on NE Patriots Draft:
With the appearance of about 300 Jerod Mayo jokes lately, some funny, some not, we've decided to make the best team possible using just players whose name contain a food word. We were tempted to use old-time players like OJ Simpson, but we limited it to current players only. Please let us know how we can improve the team by dropping us an email or leaving a comment.
9 Comments:
  • Punter - Jason Baker
  • All Players
    QB - Charlie Batch, Charlie Frye, Jason Campbell, or Ben Roethlisberger
    RB - Patrick Cobbs, Jameel Cook, Earnest Graham, Tony Hunt, Chris Manderino, Ryan Moats, and Ray Rice
    WR - Dallas Baker, Bernard Berrian, Carlton Brewster, Ronald Curry, Anthony Mix, Sidney Rice, and Maurice Stovall
    TE - Chris Baker, Dan/Mark Campbell, Daniel Graham, Chad Mustard, and Justin Peele
    C - Kyle Cook and Dustin Fry
    G - Joe Berger, Lennie Friedman, Chris Kemoeatu (hehe Kemo-Eat-U!!!), and Brian Waters
    T - Sam Baker, Brad/Rashad Butler, Ryan Cook, Brandon Frye, Jordan Gross, Ephraim Salaam, and Todd Weiner
    STARTING OFFENSE
    QB - Ben Roethlisberger
    RB - Earnest Graham and Ray Rice (2-Back system)
    WR - Bernard Berrian, Ronald Curry, and Sidney Rice
    TE - Chris Baker
    OL - Dustin Frye, Chris Kemo-Eat-U, Brian Waters, Todd Weiner, and Sam Baker
  • This is all offensive players
  • I forgot Shaun McDonald
  • Moats? Butler? I didn't get those...
  • Moats as in Oats
    Butler as in someone who serves the food
  • I'd take Rashad Waiter, but not Butler
  • Waiter it is then
  • DEFENSE STARTERS (For Times Sake)
    DL - Bertrand Berry, Julius Peppers, and Vince Wilfork
    LB - Tedy Bruschi, Jerod Mayo, Andy Studebaker
    DB - Chris Crocker, Jamaal Fudge, Brandon McDonald, and Quincy Butler
    SPECIAL TEAMS
    K - Matt Stover
    P - Jason Baker
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