Lord Charles [noun]
--- Dwight Gooden's superior curveball in the 1980's
--- Your newly minted Ghosts of Wayne Fontes contributors

Everyone who doesn't live out East is undoubtedly sick of the East Coast bias. Well, we hope you're hungry, because we'll be giving you a second helping of it, extra sloppy (as you can never really fill up on East Coast sports).

You can consider us Doc and Darryl, minus the coke straws and dead cats.

Clayton and Duper, only with a championship quarterback.

We've got two distinct styles but fall into rhythm like Erick Sermon and Parrish Smith.

Smooth, like Clyde Frazier and Pearl Monroe.

But we'll be one voice, like when the Constructions come together to form Devastator.

In the end, we're just two kids from the Dirty Jerz who were raised to train, say our prayers and take our vitamins.

A few of our basic beliefs:
- The power swing from the left side of the plate is the most beautiful thing in sports
- Cocaine flooded NYC in the 80's by specific design, in order de-rail a 5 year championship run by the Mets
- Dwight Stone was the greatest return man in Tecmo Super Bowl history
- Jesus wore #34 for the Chicago Bears
- You can keep Hoosiers, Bull Durham and Remember the Titans ? we'll take The Program; Alvin Mack was the second coming of Lawrence Taylor

We'll come around from time-to-time and discourse on many things, spanning from Mr. Met to "Yo! MTV Raps" to Roadhouse. So stick around and we might be able to teach you something.

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