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Found May 14, 2009 on With Leather: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLEASE DO NOT MURDER SHAWN ANDREWS
TEAMS: Philadelphia Eagles
PLAYERS: Shawn Andrews
Philadelphia Eagles offensive lineman Shawn Andrews suffered from depression after the birth of his son, JaShawn. Andrews says his condition was one of the reasons that…no, seriously, the kid’s name is “JaShawn.” I double-checked. I wonder if he’s of any relation to recording artist “Ja Rule.” Or if the kid likes to take in a [...]
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  • meatgoat
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    meatgoat said May 14, 2009

    A lot of kids out there have stupid,stupid names.STOOPID!
  • HarryPotter
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    HarryPotter said May 14, 2009

    my sons name is jaharrypotter, thats just his first name too
  • Zukny1

    Zukny1 said May 14, 2009

    Nice lol
  • Shanelle626
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    Shanelle626 said May 14, 2009

    That's a crazy story about his so-called "friend". BTW, JaShawn isn't horrible. Friend of mine knew a woman that had named her daughter Walteria. Yes, the daddy's name was Walter. Poor little girl. I hope she had a somewhat decent middle name.
    • HarryPotter
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      HarryPotter replied May 14, 2009

      walteria sounds like some third world country
      • calieagle99

        calieagle99 replied May 14, 2009

        For the price of a cup of coffe you can feed a child in Walteria.
        • EazyEagleZ

          EazyEagleZ replied May 15, 2009

          That's so effed up, but so funny at the same time.
  • hockeygoddess
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    hockeygoddess said May 14, 2009

    Maybe I'll name my next one JaHockey! At least were not meatgoat, lol!
    • meatgoat
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      meatgoat replied May 14, 2009

      That's JaMeatgoat to you,thank you very much.
      • HarryPotter
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        HarryPotter replied May 14, 2009

        maybe beatdameatgoat
        • hockeygoddess
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          hockeygoddess replied May 14, 2009

          LOL!
        • meatgoat
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          meatgoat replied May 14, 2009

          The hooves make that rather difficult and completely unsatisfying.
        • hockeygoddess
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          hockeygoddess replied May 15, 2009

          LOL - you guys crack me up!
        • khollen
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          khollen replied May 15, 2009

          lmfao!
  • Spotella
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    Spotella said May 14, 2009

    If I were ever thinking about another kid I'll name him (or her) JaEAGLES.
  • cowboykilla520
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    cowboykilla520 said May 14, 2009

    but my son jakiller has the need for bloooood
  • HarryPotter
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    HarryPotter said May 14, 2009

    maybe jashawn will be the next eagle, we have shawn, desean, lesean, get jashawn and we have the whole set
    • meatgoat
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      meatgoat replied May 14, 2009

      Combine the four to create UltraShawn!!
    • HarryPotter
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      HarryPotter replied May 14, 2009

      i wonder what the bills asking price would be for marshawn
    • jerseu_devil

      jerseu_devil replied May 15, 2009

      we would still need a Tra-and a Sha. Trashawn and Shashawn
  • meatgoat
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    meatgoat said May 14, 2009

    Feminize the name by adding "da" to the end.
  • twiztideagles1

    twiztideagles1 said May 14, 2009

    dont forget about meshawn cause he loves him some me
  • FATJOEY

    FATJOEY said May 15, 2009

    forget shawn,he doesn't want to play anymore,he said he never even wanted to play football period,never watch's it and was peer pressured into playing football from youth,he has no desire,and even if he guts it out i assure you he gets one more leg injury he'll retire! HE'S FINISHED!
  • FATJOEY

    FATJOEY said May 15, 2009

    WIAT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT JASHAWN IS SWAHILI FOR "ASS OF DOG"!
  • cowboykilla520
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    cowboykilla520 said May 15, 2009

    ffat joey jump off a bridge
  • khollen
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    khollen said May 15, 2009

    maybe we can talk keyshon out of retirement!
  • raveneagle

    raveneagle said June 05, 2009

    has it even been verified that he is ready to go. Where is his weight? Is he in good condition? I think Eagles are hiding fact that he is done. He could be a lost cause.
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