Presenting: The 2009 J.R. Tolver Award

Sound of Trumpets Blaring...A Medieval Procession featuring Much Gaiety throughout The Land...Streamers, Celebration...Did I mention Gaiety?...Really Gay....Everyone is joyous for the Proclamation is Upon Us. The Constable, Lieutenant Dick Joke, looked down upon his scroll, adopted a pompous Brit accent and thus spake: (Ahem) It is with great pleasure and aplomb that we here at FinsNation bestow upon one Patrick Turner of USC by way of Nashville, Tennessee the highly-coveted, much-desired, greatly-revered honor of the 2009 J.R. Tolver Memorial Award for Wide Receivers That Will Get You All Excited About Them During OTAs and Training Camp Only To Do Absolutely Nothing In The Actual Regular Season. (crowd erupts in cheering) While true that past winners of this prestigious honor were certainly more productive than Sir Turner, we here at FinsNation took into account Sir Turner's excellent record of underachievement, ruined potential and overall 'letting people down' ove...