The Bears defense is a wretched, flaming mess.  They've got a defensive tackle with a host of seemingly incurable mental disorders.  They've got Alex Brown trying to generate a pass rush on his own, excepting Adewale Ogunelye's twice-yearly dominance against Detroit.  They've got second-stringers starting at linebacker, third-stringers starting at cornerback and Vivian Stringer starting at safety.  They do all the little things right as long as tackl...