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Posted June 26, 2008 on YB_BunnyTime's Blog:
The morning after the Mansion
PLAYERS: Chuck Liddell,  Shawne Merriman
The Playboy Mansion. Where to start. How about with Crystal, the woman sporting nothing but a painted Yardbarker logo. Or with Hef himself, who spent a few minutes with the Yard. My favorite part about Hef was either the boring khaki pants or his entry-level white Reeboks. I guess when you've spent the better part of six decades surrounded by bunny talent, you grow comfortable with the fact that you don't have to wear overpriced Ed Hardy t-shirts to impress the girls. I can't wait to be 80. It sounds awesome. Chuck Liddell, Shawne Merriman and the talent from "The Girls Next Door" were also there. We didn't get a chance to speak with Merriman because he was late for the fight, which featured his uncle, who apparently is four years younger than him. Yep. Uncle. Four years younger. (FAST-FORWARD TO NEXT PARAGRAPH IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BOXING.) Merriman's uncle is Henry "Sugar Poo" Buchanan, and his fight was the fight of the night. He came to the ring with a playground style. Winking, nodding, flashing his grin between rounds. You could tell Sugar Poo was having fun out there, despite the fact that he took plenty of nasty shots from the eventual loser, Brian Norman. Julio "Kidd" Diaz dominated his undefeated opponent in the main event. The fight was stopped when David Torres could no longer open his eyes, which was a real shame for him considering the scenery. But enough about boxing. The Yard visited the infamous grotto, Hugh's private game room, the "Boom Boom" room, the Mansion's zoo and tennis courts, and also the backyard, which featured peacocks roaming freely by the pool. I half-convinced myself that at some point we would see a partygoer attacked by a wild peacock. They make frightening noises that are entirely out of place at a sporting event. Unfortunately it didn't happen; however, not all was lost... did I mention that Crystal was wearing nothing but a Yardbarker logo? - Dewey

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  • YB_BunnyTime

    YB_BunnyTime said June 26, 2008

    Inside the grotto. Before the party.

  • YB_BunnyTime

    YB_BunnyTime said June 26, 2008

  • YB_BunnyTime

    YB_BunnyTime said June 26, 2008

    Sugar Poo's nephew.

  • YB_BunnyTime

    YB_BunnyTime said June 26, 2008

  • YB_BunnyTime

    YB_BunnyTime said June 26, 2008

    • Harvey_Bars
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      Harvey_Bars replied June 26, 2008

      Have Greg Oden autograph that chair and make it the prize for the next contest you run.
    • VonBudel
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      VonBudel replied June 26, 2008

      This was Jeff's idea, wasn't it?
      • Harvey_Bars
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        Harvey_Bars replied June 26, 2008

        Wait, do you mean he wanted to give away the chair as a prize or that he wanted to wear an outfit completely made of body paint?
        • VonBudel
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          VonBudel replied June 26, 2008

          Im saying it was Jeff's idea to make her sit on a white chair, then stand up and point at it and make a naughty face.
  • HHReynolds
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    HHReynolds said June 26, 2008

    D-Man. Was worried you wouldn't make it out alive.
    • Dewey
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      Dewey replied June 27, 2008

      I nearly didn't. I almost wish I didn't. It would be a good place to perish.
  • pistolpete
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    pistolpete said June 26, 2008

    Notice on the far right of that Chuck Liddell photo... that's Verified Yardbarker Mike Mason in the house.
  • MikeMason
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    Verified_athlete MikeMason said June 26, 2008

    Dude that was the best night of my life haha, one of those things that you never want to end!! And yes how awesome is that, that I snuck into that photo haha!!
    • Dewey
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      Dewey replied June 26, 2008

      I can't believe I blanked and didn't mention you in the post. Yes, Mike Mason was in the house, and we'll be posting some video of him with the painted lady. More photos, videos and posts to follow tomorrow and through the weekend.
  • WorldofIsaac
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    WorldofIsaac said June 26, 2008

    dewey, heard you got in trouble for touching the bunnies?

    any truth to that?
    • oflarity
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      oflarity replied June 26, 2008

      Hard for the Yard.
      • sambot
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        sambot replied June 26, 2008

        now THAT's commitment.
    • Dewey
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      Dewey replied June 26, 2008

      Nah, I could never misrepresent the Yard like that.
  • birdsrule
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    birdsrule said June 26, 2008

    Nice yard barker tee s.....:)
  • ayJbay7

    ayJbay7 said June 26, 2008

    all the guys there are chcking out that girls ass ahahaha
  • Pinkpanthrrr
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    Pinkpanthrrr said June 26, 2008

    That girl must be going out with that guy because she has her arms crossed like "you are SO dead when we get home!!!" LOL> Look at how he is checking out her butt!
    Can you guys sell those tanks? they are cute.
    • BrockSamson
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      BrockSamson replied June 26, 2008

      I thought the same thing, just make sure to not make the same mistakes as me... get non-toxic paint.


    • Diana
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      Diana replied June 26, 2008

      tanks? lol - those are scraps of material that were left over after making some real tanks.
      • Pinkpanthrrr
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        Pinkpanthrrr replied June 27, 2008

        It just looks like that because they have size "F" boobs.
  • gmastamort

    gmastamort said June 26, 2008

    I think the painter "missed" a spot...
    • Dewey
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      Dewey replied June 27, 2008

      Zing.
  • birdsrule
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    birdsrule said June 27, 2008

    size f's?? hummmmmm ...maybe C'S :)
    • Pinkpanthrrr
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      Pinkpanthrrr replied June 27, 2008

      C??? I am a D so no they are Fs!!! ? lol.
  • WorldofIsaac
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    WorldofIsaac said June 27, 2008

    I think we need better close up of the women?

    can somebody work on that
    • Pinkpanthrrr
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      Pinkpanthrrr replied June 27, 2008

      I think you being the expert at getting those kind of shots you should be in charge of that...and then make sure you post to your blog so we can all see. ;)
  • Reds1214
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    Reds1214 said June 27, 2008

    SCWING!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the Pics!!!!
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