Found November 13, 2008 on Epic Carnival: Yardbarker Blogger Network
by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool In just a matter of weeks, Andy Reid and his Eagles have managed to take the bloom off the rose of the Phillies' championship, and the team has serious work to do if it's going to make the playoffs even as a wild card. But rather than just curse, cry and boo, this fan is going to be more constructive. Make these changes, Eagles Management, and you'll really help our fat load help himself. 11. Destroy the photos that Lorenzo Booker must have of him wit...

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  • Spotella
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    I love you thoughts but just a few points to further:
    (As to how we'll perform this? I was thinking we'd strap him into a chair -- bring a lot of extra tape -- and force him to watch the LJ Smith highlight reel. You've got to be unspeakably, horrifically, brutally cruel to be kind, folks.) ~~~~How long could this reel be? 15 seconds??? Just get rid of LJ.

    So we'll start the game with DeSean Jackson in the wildcat for a few plays ~~~~ This was a great play, which was new and the giants defense had no idea what to do. Why oh why, did it not happen again????

    Hide his challenge flag.~~~ I heard a rumor he was told to throw it when he's hungry. We have to get that thought out of his head.

  • Justwannawinna
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    GREAT POST!
  • Spotella
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    dsheckler was "Get wireless AMBER Alerts on your phone." part of your post or is that another ad YB is throwing at us???
    • adesimo1
      I tried to click it, but it didn't work. Nuts, I really wanted those wireless amber alerts.
  • adesimo1
    I think this team needs a heavy dose of McNabb to Curtis and Jackson. With maybe some Baskett in the red zone.

    Those are our biggest playmakers this season, let's use them!
    • Justwannawinna
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      NOW THAT I REALLLY AGREE ON ADESIMO1.... Desean, Kevin, Hank with a nice mix of buck running the ball.... why do we ever go away from that? I'm not sayin forget Westbrook but until he gets a real fullback it'll be hard Buck see's more counter plays thats why he's not as affected not havin a fullback
  • RONovanMcME
    terrific post
  • phillyphan54
    haha i can already see big Red in the torture sequence.
    Andy: Welly-welly well. Fancy I'll watch some ol' vidies of the greatest Tight End ever, by the name of LJ Smith? That sounds Glorious me bruthas!
    5 minutes later....
    Andy: NO! NO MAKE IT STOP! THE BALL KEEPS GOING THROUGH HIS HANDS! I SWEAR I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE! I WON'T PLAY HIM! I'M CURED! PRAISE GOD I'M CURED!!!
    Doctor: No Andy..the exercise has just begun. Think of it this way, if you stay at it, you'll be free in a fortnight. Hell, you might even make the playoffs in four fortnights.
    Andy: I SWEAR I'LL LET CELEK PLAY! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST MAKE IT STOP!!.....
    • Spotella
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      Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!
  • eaglesfan893
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    hahaha hilarious
    great post
  • LILEAGLE
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    LMAO!!! AWESOME POST!!!!
  • michaeldeluca
    Great post, though when it comes to #1 - think much more of Andy Reid the GM, than Andy Reid, the coach. We have the personnel to win, Andy just can't get it done.
  • Dawks08
    I like the DeSean call lol, nah i say Reid gos back to QB coach, and Cowher takes over thatd be AMAZINg
  • i agree andy reid is an idot
    he finds plays that work then forgets about them McNabb get to excited at first put jackson there he's doing great
    he needs to leanr when to call running play not when ur in a 3rd down position with 10 yds to go like for real
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