11) It's OK to remember Pat Tillman, but if you forget about certain parts of the Pat Tillman story, the Army really won't mind10) While everyone in the NFL thanks the troops, star quarterbacks thank them most of all9) Troops in Afghanistan are so starved for entertainment, they are genuinely enthused to see a Fox pregame show8) Tank Johnson would have joined, but the military just doesn't have enough access to guns to satisfy him7) The MNF announcing crew can give full mouth jobs to people who aren't employed by the National (pause) Foot (pause) Ball (pause) League6) Between the attention from the NFL and the WWE, the troops have all of their Don't Ask Don't Tell and Fathead needs taken care of5) If you want to take absolutely no crap for your fantasy football addiction, have it while serving overseas4) While the troops like football, one suspects that they'd really much rather have some time alone with select members of the cheerleading squad3) Camoufla...
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