One of the Muffin's favorite bloggers is Buffalo Bills runningback Marshawn Lynch. You can check out all of his stuff here at Yardbarker. Imagine our excitement when we directed our personal computers to said Yard, only to find that "Beast Mode" has published yet another blog article for our reading enjoyment!!
However, if you're a white boy like me who enjoys his afternoon tea and crumpets, you might need some assistance in translating Lynch's blogs. Lucky for you, I have taken it upon myself to complete this task. Enjoy.
Marshawn's Original Entry
yb i been thinkin these pass couple days bout dis chargers game cumming up dis weekend. im ready 2 hit dat field fast. i ben practicing hard beastin it out looking 4ward to trent pullin thru gettin bac active. we "da bills" took ah loss n arizona lookin pass dat getting ready 4 da next. lovin da fan attitude they holdin us down wining or losing and dats whats up!... feels good 2 be back n da yard again... holla bac and talk to yah boi.... gone fast like ah nass car. beaasssst mooooode!
Greetings, Barkers of the Yard! I've been pondering these past couple days about the impending football competition against the Chargers of San Diego this coming weekend. I've been laboring extra hard, like a wild boar, and anticipating the awaited return of our beloved quarterback Trent Edwards to the field of play. We, the Bills of Buffalo, suffered an unfortunate loss in Arizona, but we won't let disappointment keep us from performing at the elite level at which we know we are capable of playing when we accept the challenge of our next opponent. I hold our fans close to my heart, for it is them that love athletes such as myself unconditionally. That, my friends, is what is up. I must say, it sure does feel good - like a warm Summer day on fields of green - to be back in this here Yard. Please, do not hesitate to get in touch with me. I must be leaving now, as I am in a hurry like a motor vehicle operator in the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. Beast. Mode.