One of the Muffin's favorite bloggers is Buffalo Bills runningback Marshawn Lynch. You can check out all of his stuff here at Yardbarker. Imagine our excitement when we directed our personal computers to said Yard, only to find that "Beast Mode" has published yet another blog article for our reading enjoyment!! However, if you're a white boy like me who enjoys his afternoon tea and crumpets, you might need some assistance in translating Lynch's blogs. Lucky for you, I ha...