Our apologies for the lateness of the show this week, as negotiations with this week's sponsor didn't firm up until very late in the process. We're thrilled to have the classic account of Fletcher's Castoria "Bad Mommy" Laxative on board, especially in a bye week where so many regular You Crap contestants were softening up on the schedule on their home thrones in a bye week. Plus, it's the stool softener of choice for Contestant #3, who sprinkles it on his Kellogg's All Bran Laxative Flakes at the crack of sunset every day. But enough of our groaning -- let's play the game!You all know how it works. Each week, we give you the chance to out-think people who are actually paid to make NFL decisions. Now, let's all play... You Crap The Bed!1) You are New York Jets coach Rex Ryan. The score is 17-13 Dolphins with 3:30 left to go in the third quarter at home. Your defense has crunched the Dolphins all game, and it's a must win game in the division, especially since you gagged up a winnabl...
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