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In a conversation that must have felt totally natural and heterosexual to him, Aaron Rodgers went on a Canadian podcast this last week called "Cabbie Presents: Softcore Gay Porn Talk The Podcast" and just talked about how much he loves dude's butts. Well, at least dude's butts that belong to his former and current centers. No joke: "There's two main components that a center needs to have, and it's not quickness or agility or snapping or anything," Rodgers said. "It's two things: One, he has to have a good height, and I'm talking about where his butt rests. It can't be too low because I don't wanna get deep in that stance and it can't be too high so I feel like I'm standing up. It's gotta be just right. [Jeff Saturday has] got that. ... Scott Wells, my previous center [and] Jeff Saturday — great height. Great butt height. Yes, I love having a nice butt sit at just the right height. It's perfect for...
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