Afternoon Cleveland Browndup Starring Manpoleon and the Quarterbacks

It's always worth noting when one of your friends does something that's better than anything you're likely do in your life.  Thus, we present, Manpoleon, by Fred Coupon, who calls it Mangini abdiquant à Cleveland (as Florio would say, look it up).That the notion of Mangini losing his 'throne' anytime soon is a matter of perception divorced entirely from reality, should not distract us from the excellence of this work.  Nor of this, of which Coupon asks: With both national and local media banding together like English and Prussian forces at Waterloo, is Mangini facing his last stand at Cleveland Browns Stadium? Can Marvin Lewis and the Cincinnati Bengwads finish off Napoleon Mangini's return from exile? Or will newly promoted field general Derek Anderson fend off the assault and keep Mangini's clandestine regime intact?  Excellence in ridiculousness.  But about those quarterbacks, and the criticism of Mangini's decisi...