All-Mancrush: Noise, Lois Lane love them some Matt Schaub

Over the next five days, the Noise, much to the chagrin of controversial televangelists, right wing extremists and self-proclaimed Noiseophobes everywhere, will publicly profess his man-love for several unheralded fantasy performers he feels will greatly exceed their ADP this season. Singular lady and gentlemen, here is today's candidate on the Fourth Annual All-Mancrush Team: Last season, Aaron Rodgers, then the supposedly brittle, unproven post-Favre leftover, was the apple of the Noise's eye. Tall, dark and, in terms of skill set, extraordinarily handsome, the missile-launching quarterback, who was drafted on average around pick 120, netted an enormous profit, finishing the season second only to Drew Brees in points per game at his position. The fantasy masses and scantily clad swimsuit models instantly fell head over heels. This year, Matt Schaub could make a similar ascension. Though more highly coveted in drafts than A-Rod was in '08, the Houston Texans signal ca...