Dear Robert Mathis,
Please shut up.
In case you haven’t heard, the first rule of holes is when you are in one, stop digging. Your tweets and your agent’s inane statements aren’t helping you Robert. It’s time to put away your shovel.
Give me a break. Do me (and every other sports fan clinging to the illusion that athletes are basically decent people who just happen to be bigger, stronger and faster than the rest of us) a favor and just go away quietly and serve your suspension.
Stop asking me to believe you literally only did it for the kids, and that you are only fighting now to set the record straight for “your fans, particularly young people.” Stop sending your agent out to feign amazement that Commissioner Goodell suspended you for using a drug synonymous with BALCO, prescribed by a Doctor whose website contains no information regarding fertility treatments.…