Avert your eyes! Various Week 3 horribleness…

Not counting Cleveland's abysmal quarterback play (we've already covered that) and the Redskins' historically bad first half (we'll do that later), here are a few of the least-impressive performances of Week 3: 1. Seattle's Marketing Department. Okay, guys. We know you also have a controlling interest in the Seattle Sounders soccer team, and that the Sounders' jerseys are bright, day-glo green. This does not mean that putting your NFL team in those same colors is a good idea. Unless you're trying to become the NFL's version of the Oregon Ducks, take a pass on the alternate jerseys, O Great Marketing Gurus. Home and away are quite enough.2. Tampa Bay's Offense. Giving up five passing touchdowns of more than 30 yards in their first two games was bad enough, but it turns out that the Bucs' real problem is their offense. Against the Giants in a 24-0 whitewashing, starting quarterback Byron Leftwich(notes) went 7 of 16 for 26 (!) yards and a pick. ...