Found October 01, 2012 on Kissing Suzy Kolber:
Perhaps the most distressing thing about Week 3 is that Rob Ryan showed up to work with a haircut. That’s not the Wolfman we know and keep our distance from. Chances are the ol’ Double J told him to clean himself up because he was scaring away Jerry’s finest poon. It’s also possible the haircut was a function of Rob Ryan getting by on the barter system. “Say, I got seven sacks of corn meal in the back of this van. What can I get for ‘em? Haircut? Hell, I don’t need that. But I am sick of lugging this corn meal around. You got yourself a deal.” It should be noted that this game is potentially hazardous to all in attendance and even those watching at home. Not sure who thought it was safe to pit the combined derping powers of Tony Romo and Jay Cutler directly against one another, but this is the sort of experiment that should only be conducted in the most secure of containment labs. This game should only be played in the CDC. New strains of derp could be created from this cross-polli...
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