Originally written on Gridiron Grit  |  Last updated 10/28/14

CHICAGO - AUGUST 21: Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears talks with teammate Lance Briggs on the sidelines during a preseason game against the Oakland Raiders at Soldier Field on August 21, 2010 in Chicago, Illinois. The Raiders defeated the Bears 32-17. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
Early yesterday morning a team spokesperson for the Chicago Bears confirmed reports that starting quarterback Jay Cutler suffered a severe right eyebrow sprain after glowering at an unnamed offensive lineman during a mid-week practice. A lineman, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, witnessed the gruesome injury. “Oh, yeah.  I saw the whole thing,” the player said.  “After Julius (Peppers) came around on the end and blew up the play, I mean he would’ve crushed Jay if that’d been a live-game scenario, Jay tossed off his helmet and fired into one of those deep, deep scowls.  We call it the Medusa face.  ‘Cause if you look too long you might get turned into a free agent.” After Cutler’s helmet hit the ground the stare-down didn’t stop there.  Rapidly moving from Blue-Steel-Pouty Face to full on Walter-White-Grimace (*Author’s note: demonstrated below by Gridiron Grit’s Cutlermetricians). Cutler’s face thunderstormed towards pure rage, but before he could get there, his teammat
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