Beware, Brett: 10 Bad Un-retirement Decisions

If you're anything like us, you're sick of the way the media idolizes Brett Favre. They've treated him with kid gloves during infidelity, drug addiction, bad performance and the annual retirement circus. Let's just put it this way, if A-Rod was acting like Favre he would be drawn and quartered on live television. This unretirement situation is no different. Much of the media thinks the Packers should beg on their knees for Favre's return or stupidly grant his unconditional release. The worst part is that if he comes back and plays well, we'll get months of puff pieces. If he stinks (like most of the last 4 years), they'll create enough excuses to power every single automobile in America for 2 years. If excuses were a valid fuel source, of course. To do our part in keeping Favre retired and out of the public eye (although Disney will probably pay him $10 million/year to be an analyst), we've created a cautionary list of the worst unretirement decisions...