Found March 02, 2012 on RedSoxLife:
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                   vs.So the New York Post thinks that we now have our own Rex Ryan in Bobby Valentine. The National Enquirer of newspapers would like to have their readers believe that we as New England sports fans are getting what we deserve for all of the **** we've given Rex Ryan over the past couple years. I don't buy it, but just to humor these simpletons lets see how these two titans of talk stack up.Bobby Valentine is an intelligent, good looking, 61 year old former player who's career as a coach has spanned continents - culminating in a World Series appearance in 2000 and overseas with a Japanese league championship in 2005.Rex Ryan is a 49 year old, morbidly obese, blubbering buffoon who's only title game experience came as an assistant.Bobby Valentine's teams through the years have exceeded expectations. While he has never won a division title in the MLB his Mets teams of the late 90's and early 2000's were perennial overachievers.Rex Ryan'...
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