Originally written on The Hair of the Dog Sports Blog  |  Last updated 6/29/14
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This post is dedicated to the memory of the hopes I had for my Indianapolis Colts coming in to this season. You know I picked them to win the Super Bowl before Peyton Manning went down. Now there is talk about the Colts trading Reggie Wayne and Robert Mathis! Say it ain’t so! Here’s Stampede Blue’s take.

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Maybe Brandon Marshall forgot to take his pills (Too soon?). Maybe his schizophrenia is acting up (Really? Taking a shot at the man’s mental illness?). Who knows what he was thinking when speaking about the Miami Dolphins Monday Night match-up with the New York Jets, Marshall said,

My goal is to get thrown out midway through the second quarter… I’m serious. They want to fine me, it’ll probably be like a $50,000 fine. But I’m going to play. That quarter and half I’m out there, I’m going to play like a monster.

So, what is he going to do mid-way through the second quarter to get kicked out of the game? You would think it would have to be something violent in order to get ejected from the game. We can only hope, for comedy’s sake, that the violence is directed towards Rex Ryan.

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