From NESN:
It’s a good thing Santa Claus only works one day a year, because he might need some time to recover.
Rather than leaving Jolly Old St. Nick some cookies and milk — something that’s been played out time and time again — Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes was leaning toward a more unconventional approach.
Spikes, known in the social media world for his off-the-cuff Twitter antics, dished out the following tweet on Christmas Eve, making it clear that Kris Kringle needs more than just baked goods during his global trek.
We’re leaving a big fat rail of coke and a shot of Jack for Santa this year… cookies and milk will just slow him down. #SimpleTruth
— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) December 25, 2012
There’s no word yet on if Spikes followed through with his plan, or if Mr. Claus opted for the party favors, but it definitely would have added a whole new dynamic to the big guy’s gift giving.
Let’s just hope Mrs. Claus serves as the designated driver going forward.
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December 26, 2012
The american mentality never fails to amaze me. The haters are all out there looking for some executives head becuase he makes a few million a year running a business yet don't bat an eyelash when sports figures most of whom needed to have a tutor to get them through a college they weren't academically qualifed to attend in the fist place or some movie stars reap it in hand over fist. I guess we know where our priorities lie
as said in other posts they are over paid and losers. not all but persons like this. used to be a time that the players were held to a higher standard. not something mentioned but worth thinking about. these players are looked up to by millions of children. these children want to grow up and be just like their heroes. with god being taken out of their everyday life by everyone not believing and government. then players like this making these kind of statements it is no wonder some of our children lack any fiber morals when looking up to heroes like this.
Give the boy a new contract with more money cause coke aint cheep!