BREAKING: Manny Tests Positive For Steroids, Suspended 50 Games

Manny Ramirez has tested positive for steroids and has been suspended for 50 games, according to The Los Angeles Times via ESPN. MLB is expected to announce the suspension today, according to their source. Wow. Just...wow. I didn't know he had it in him. Really, Manny? I mean, you're talking about one of the greatest home run hitters of all time, who has dealt with a number of injuries and always rebounded and seems impervious to the effects of age... Okay, now it makes sense. Then again...Manny?I would've bet even money he'd inject himself with contact solution or cheerios before performence enhancing drugs. I think we need an update to the Oh, Manny song.