BREAKING: OCHO CINCO WILL NOT PLAY TONIGHT

That's right...Chad Javon Johnson Ocho Cinco Abdul-Jabbar will not be playing tonight against the Steelers, as per a statement just released from the team:"Bengals wide receiver Chad Ocho Cinco will be deactivated for tonight's game at Pittsburgh, for violation of a team rule," the statement says. "The Bengals will have no further comment until after the game."OK, let's turn this into a contest. Whoever comments with the best (and by best, I mean funniest) guess as to what the violation was gets a nice prize from the newly-created Mondesi's House Mystery Prize Box. Seriously.MANY thanks to reader Josh Marotti, a Steeler fan stranded in Cincinnati, for the tip.Send your news, tips, and links to Mondesishouse@gmail.com.